Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Asshat Quote of the Day

Have you heard, this new movie, the Batman movie -- what is it, the Dark Knight Lights Up or something? Whatever the name of it is. That's right, Dark Knight Rises, Lights Up, same thing. Do you know the name of the villain in this movie? Bane. The villain in the Dark Knight Rises is named Bane. B-A-N-E. What is the name of the venture capital firm that Romney ran, and around which there's now this make-believe controversy? Bain. The movie has been in the works for a long time, the release date's been known, summer 2012 for a long time. Do you think that it is accidental, that the name of the really vicious, fire-breathing, four-eyed, whatever-it-is villain in this movie is named Bane? - Rush "Hoes and Oxys" Limbaugh

Never mind that Bane was introduced into the Batman comics in 1993. It's all a Librul Hollywood conspiracy.

You have to give Rush some credit though. He's really not that stupid. The people he's talking to, however, are. They're the Doug Gibbs' of the world... minus the 172 IQ.

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