Thursday, May 19, 2011

Rapture Ready Pets




So ya.. Kor pointed out to me that some (smarter than I am) atheists have setup a business that provides pet adoption services to christians in the event of Armageddon.

When Jesus returns, the atheists, who obviously will not be raptured, will adopt the dogs of those who are raptured. The up-front cost of the service is $135. They have 259 clients. That's like $35,000 for doing nothing but setting up a web site and creating a contract.

You hear that? That's the sound of me slamming my head on my desk.

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