Tuesday, May 04, 2010

8 Inches of Family Values

Bahahaha.. hahaha hah hahahah ahahah

On April 13, the "rent boy" (whom we'll call Lucien) arrived at Miami International Airport on Iberian Airlines Flight 6123, after a ten-day, fully subsidized trip to Europe. He was soon followed out of customs by an old man with an atavistic mustache and a desperate blond comb-over, pushing an overburdened baggage cart.

That man was George Alan Rekers, of North Miami — the callboy's client and, as it happens, one of America's most prominent anti-gay activists. Rekers, a Baptist minister who is a leading scholar for the Christian right, left the terminal with his gay escort, looking a bit discomfited when a picture of the two was snapped with a hot-pink digital camera.

True heteros don't fixate on gay sex. Those that do, for instance our favorite son of a gay father and right wing lunatic (yep Doug), are obsessed with Teh Gay. Their ability to avoid the temptations hang by a thread, and their constant fixations on the ultimate man.. Jesus.

It's an incredibly twisted way to live, but I find it hysterical beyond measure.

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