Douchebag

AUGUSTA, Ga. – On the day Tiger Woods arrived at the Masters, he changed out of his spikes after playing nine holes, walked across the parking lot and went upstairs to the office of Augusta National chairman Billy Payne.

Payne would not discuss details of their Sunday afternoon meeting.

Based on his blunt criticism of Woods during his annual press conference Wednesday, they probably weren't talking about how Woods was hitting the ball or his chances of winning a fifth green jacket.

"It is simply not the degree of his conduct that is so egregious here," Payne said. "It is the fact that he disappointed all of us, and more importantly, our kids and our grand kids. Our hero did not live up to the expectations of the role model we saw for our children."

Which one, you might ask? Both of them.

The fuck.. Tiger Woods is a first class asshole, but his chasing after as many women as possible has nothing to do with his job. He's been the best golfer in the world, and while I think it's a stupid sport, fuck that asshole for thinking he can criticize Woods' personal life. I'll bet that fucker has some seriously twisted shit going on in his life.. so no room to condemn others.

Tiger Woods does not play golf to earn your approval or disappointment. He plays it for the money. He makes a lot of fuckin' money at it, and athletes are terrible role models. How many kids are actually going to make the pro tour? A better role model can be found in much more modest people.. than that asshole.

Nah.. this is just about some jagoff trying to get his 15 minutes from Woods' dumbassery (to coin a phrase). He pulled Woods' into his office and lectured him.. and if Woods had any balls at all, he'd tell that asshole to go fuck himself.. because there's certainly no women doing it for him.

I'm pretty tired of the whole thing. There's serious shit going on in this world, and that anybody gives a fuck about some prick that can hit a ball is a sad indictment of humanity.