They must sit it front of a mirror, practicing their serious face. The blonde looks like she's going to puke at any moment.. and she held that look for the entire report, not just for a frame... that, "oh my god I just ate a cat turd" look.
Could you imagine being married to her, and when you have that one extra beer, the cat turd look comes out?
Ohhh.. Vermont is being so immoral.. actually changing their laws so that kids who send titty shots of each other on a cell phone are no longer committing felony child porn crimes, and subsequently being branded as sex offenders for life.
These are very serious people.. condemning the kid's parents for not getting involved and controlling every aspect of what their kids do..
Because kids flashing each other over teh internets is.. just.. awful.. Go ahead and play doctor in private, but to capture the moment is serious.
Good Gorak our society is so fucked up..
I have an idea.. and while I really don't wish to be famous, it would be nice just to be able to do this one thing..
Hold a Tea Bagging Cell Phone Party.. where a famous person schedules a day where every 15 year old in the US takes a picture of their tits, or their dick, and sends it to a friend.. and then giggle about it. Bonus points for capturing an extended middle finger in the frame at the same time.
Make every last one of those kids a pedo.. and giggle like mad
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