Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Aussie Catholic Freaks



Are just as crazy as the rest of the Catholics in the world;

Melbourne's Catholic Church has embraced a Vatican suggestion to test potential priests for sexual orientation. Those who "appear" gay will be banned.

The head of the Vatican committee that made the recommendations has made it clear celibate gays should also be banned because homosexuality is ''a type of deviation''.

Of course, the truth is that the vast majority of child molesters are heterosexual. I suppose that goes without saying just due to shear population numbers..

Still.. you have to wonder.. how are they going to "test" priests for Teh Gay? Ohhhh.. wait.. I know.. the same exact way they've been testing and testing and testing for hundreds of years now...

Show Tunes! They'll show scenes from Oklahoma, and if the priest starts tapping his foot.. bam.. GAY!!

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Slightly more seriously.. there are FAR more gays in the priesthood than heteros. It's been an escape mechanism for eons. Not into chicks? Don't want your family to become suspicious? Join the Catholic priesthood.. and be surrounded 24/7 by other men!

Catholicism is gayer than the Village People, so it's a bit ironic to see them start testing each other for Teh Gay.

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Ohhh.. I see the Pope is in his red Prada "there's no place like home" ruby slippers.

Too bad there wasn't a herd of drop bears waiting for the precise moment to land on their heads and pull their tiny brains out through their noses.

Drop bears do that, you know.

1 comment:

Dave C said...

"Those who "appear" gay will be banned"

Well for a start there's a guy in a dress and fetching red slippers walking beside Kevin Rudd in that photo.