Loon Vs. Loon

Oh man.. it would be so awsome if Newt runs. He's not quite as hypocritical as Rudi, but he did dump his wife while she was in the hospital receiving treatment for cancer so he could marry the woman he was having an affair with.

Republican Newt Gingrich is so unimpressed with his own party's 'chaotic' line-up of candidates to replace President Bush in the 2008 elections that he has threatened to make a dramatic late entry into the race.

The 64-year-old former Speaker of the House spent last week making speeches attacking Bush's handling of Iraq and the 'war on terror' and calling for 'big ideas' that would unite a disillusioned America behind a strong rival to Clinton.

He called General David Petraeus's report to Congress on the military surge in Iraq 'wholly inadequate', adding: 'The gap between where we are and where we should be is so large it seems almost impossible to explain.'

Meanwhile.. loons like Doug think that any day now, we'll have tourists pouring into Iraq..

In the near future I believe that the stability of Iraq will draw tourists to visit Iraq's many ancient archeological sites and national treasures.

Who is right? Is it Newt Gingrich? Is it General Patraeus? Is it George Bush? Is it the scary crazy Douglas V. Gibbs?

It's getting harder to figure out who is more nutty. The Republicans used to be a homogeneous group of loons, and you'd never see them taking shots at Chimpy, or the military, nor Newt Gingrich. Now they're all scrambling for their political lives and pretending that George Bush doesn't represent them. They're going to eat their own.

The answer, of course, is that they're all nuts... but it's particularly delightful to see their movement come unglued.. and I sooooo can't wait for Hillary Clinton's inauguration with black man in the VP's office. That's going to make the right wing jebus freaks, and wonderbread assholes (i.e. Trent Lott) go absolutely insane.