Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Liberal or Conservative - Revealed



Incorrect; Steve, Kathie
Correct; Chris, Dan

He's a bat-shit crazy conservative. Jesus' General has the background. Dan picked up the hint. If there is a lapel pin, more than likely it's a conservative as they need to advertise it.

So I wrote him a little letter...

Dear Dr. Soria,

Thank you so much for cancelling free speech at your school district. It's important that homosexuals be stopped at all costs, as they are making the rest of us real men look bad. The homos dress better, groom better, heck they even dance better, and even in the manly city I live in, I'm having a hard time excercising my 2 inch pecker because all the girls would rather have "platonic" relationships with all the homos then spend an evening drinking beer and watching NASCAR with the real men.

Everyone knows that as soon as kids find out being a homo is okay, there will be no more babies being born and the human species will die out, because obviously the kids will need to go homo to get chicks... or something like that..

Oh.. ya.. and Jesus says being a homo is bad and you should be indoctrinating the kids, not helping them learn how to think on their own. Free thinking kids are dangerous.. they'll go homo every single time. So please remove anything related to independent thought from your school.

Sincerely,

Tom
Woah.. he wrote me back!

Thank you for sharing your warped sense of Knowledge.
And my retort..

Actually, it's "warped sense of humor" - as is what society requires of us when people like you are able to influence the educational system.

Attacking artistic expression, even in public schools, is a hallmark of facist thought, and it saddens me that you are in a position to have such influence over school children. If you are merely caving to bigoted "parents", then that is simple cowardice.

Still, your attempts to silence young people will do nothing more than lead them to seek knowledge outside your limited worldview, and that can only lead to good things.
Alas, it does not appear he wants to continue the conversation.

2 comments:

Steve said...

Damnit, I saw the pin, but couldn't make out what it was so figured it was irrelevent. :(

That's cool that he wrote you back, your response was great, it's sad that he didn't have more to say.

Steve.

Anonymous said...

I think I have that tie...


Yes, I do.