Thursday, October 05, 2006

I'm too sexy for my..

Story here about why we like what we like. It's not exceptionally well written, nor informative, but does try to explain what most people think is "attractive". It also reinforces my point that women are just as naughty as men. They are just not allowed to be viewed that way by society, and so constantly lie about it.

The also have a poll of who is the "sexiest"..

Who is the sexiest woman alive? * 12744 responses

Scarlett Johannson 17%
Halle Berry 22%
Paris Hilton 1.4%
Catherine Keener 2.2%
Jessica Simpson 7.6%
Britney Spears 1.3%
Other 49%

Who is the sexiest man alive? * 11366 responses

Matthew McConaughey 20%
Brad Pitt 13%
Kanye West 0.7%
Owen Wilson 1.5%
Mario Lopez 3.4%
George Clooney 21%
Other 40%
All of these people are essentially the same, especially with the women. Well, maybe not Paris Hilton. I can't imagine anybody finds her attractive. She's just a total boney ass skank.

What's nice to see with the guys is that a number of them are older than I - even the one with the most votes, Clooney. Oh.. and I have it on reliable authority that Clooney is gay. He's not married and has no kids. One quote from his IMDB entry says;

"I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it."
Which basically is code for.. I'm gay, but I really don't want anybody to know about it.

I voted "other" in both categories...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a crappy list - none of those would even make my top 5!

1. Anna Kournikova
2. Keira Knightley
3. Jessica Alba
4. Adriana Lima
5. Elisha Cuthbert

(it was a 'fluff' post, I had to reply)

Tom said...

I have no idea who 4 of those are.. which is not terribly surprising.. LOL I should make a top 10 list some time..


But it must be kind of interesting to know some of the biology behind why you think they are attractive. In another time or place, it would be completely different.. and then there are some people for whom that whole mechanic of influence goes completely haywire for whatever reason.

Well, haywire is probably not the right word for it.. in any curve, there's going to be people that fall well outside the median. The trick to the whole thing is reducing the "strangeness" for those that are statistically different because there's nothing wrong with it.. it's just different.

So.. my top 10 list would look very different than those in the median.. but then I'm much more fortunate than those in the median. Most guys that have a list like Chris' will never score somebody that looks like that. I can get my own version of a perfect 10 pretty much on demand. It's waaaaay cool.