Asshat Quote of the Day

"Our system obviously isn't designed for this electronic age of instant messages." - Dennis "I'm having a coronary" Hastert

Because.. you know.. IM's cause pedophilia..

My second choice was;

"I Want a Good, Thorough Probe."

And you know.. I think I'm probably the only blogger that has noticed that the AP photographers and/or photo editors routinely use suggestive photos in their leads.