Red Alert!!

Remember the last time we had a "terraist alert"? Yep.. the summer before the '04 elections.. and Oh.. My.. God.. the liburls beat out Jumpin' Joementum, oh he of the french kissing Chimpy fame, and now we need to start yanking that color coded whatchamacallit up and down to get everyone focusing on the the important issues again. That being - the weakness of the anti-American Americans.

This time, they're starting at the very top of the scale.. RED ALERT MOTHAFUCKAS!!11

No sir, we're not fucking around with some panzy ass blue alert.. nope, yellow is for those elite intellectuals in their coastal enclaves. Not even orange is gonna get the job done this time.. Nope.. we need RED FUCKING ALERT!!111 OMG we're all gonna diez!!1

Oh.. but here's a question.. why not just be on "red alert" all the time? Isn't dear leader Chimpy supposed to keep us safe? Why not have the security tight all the time? I mean.. if the terraists did pull off some nerfarious plot, and we were only at orange alert, wouldn't people be pissed off and say.. you motherfuckers weren't on RED FUCKING ALERT and you see what happens?

So.. why not make RED ALERT the normal alert level, and then make that a little more alert with a bright PINK ALERT, for when the homos go all getting married and shit. OMG the end of civilization..

In other words.. they're all a bunch of assholes really.. If you let the chimp brigade scare you into voting for them again, you're really too stupid to have a vote.

And you know.. if I were a terraists, and I wanted to do some terrorizing, I'd probably not do it while the RED FUCKING ALERT is being splattered all over the place. I'd wait a couple weeks until the guards went back to sleep.

In other words.. our entire system of security is based on the premise that terrorists are really fucking stupid. If anything, 9/11 provide that theory fatally flawed.

** update **

I lifted the pic from Jesus' General.. unka Karl so good.. yet so bad.. really pisses me off he's not a liberal.