Quote of the Day

"It takes a real man to confess Jesus as lord and savior. I'm not talking about no faggot or no sissy," the pastor said on a church tape recording obtained by the City Paper.

"Wait a minute! Let all the real men come on down here and take a bow," the pastor said, inviting them to the front of the church. "All the real men -- I'm talking about the straight men," he preached.

"You ain't funny, and you ain't cranky, but you're straight. Come on down here and walk around and praise God that you are straight. Thank him that you're straight. All the straight men that's proud to be a Christian, that's proud to be a man of God," - Bishop Alfred A. Owens Jr., pastor of Greater Mount Calvary Holy Church on Rhode Island Avenue NE.

In case anyone ever wonders why I depise Christians, that's a big part of it. This sissy would jack that nigger so hard he'd never walk again.

And what's up with the butchering of the English language? Why do all the niggers insist on using their ghetto slang instead of proper English? And the niggers think that rap is music? Please.. and all the niggers have to put spinners on their Escalades.. that they can't even afford anyway.. What's up with that? And why do the nigger women have to have a different father for each of their 10 children? Then they go on wellfare so the rest of us can pay for the nigger kids that are going to do nothing but grow up to be criminals. Why should I have to pay to support some coon bastard child that might just rob me one day?

I normally don't speak like that, but that's exactly what the good pastor did in his sermon.

via Sully