Family Values!!!111

Scream it louder!!

WASHINGTON - CIA Director Porter Goss resigned unexpectedly Friday, leaving behind a spy agency still battling to recover from the scars of intelligence failures before America's worst terrorist attack and faulty information that formed the U.S. rationale for invading Iraq.

It was the latest move in a second-term shake-up of President Bush's team.

There's a hooker and bribery scandal brewing the last week or so. Goss' name has been linked to it. I would not be the least bit surprised to see it erupt, and some big names go down in flames.

Look at the picture.. that's what a man looks like when his reputation is about to be ruined.. The Duke-stir had the same exact look before he went to prison. And, you know.. there's a reason why they do these things on Friday afternoon. They get much less press coverage..

But you know what would fix it all up? A constitutional ammendment preventing same-sex partners from getting married.. coz we're all about tradition and family values.

I think Jonathan Davis said it best when he said; "fuck all that bullshit.."

** update **

The buzz is that Goss is caught up in the same bribery scandal that sent the Dukestir to the slam.. and of course there were hookers.. LOL