Thursday, September 08, 2005

Quote of the Day

"When people don't want to play the blame game, they're to blame." - Jon Stewart
If he ever ran for political office, I'd quit my job and volunteer to be his personal slave.

** update **

And no.. I don't mean like Mr. Garrison's Mr. Slave. Gerbils were created by God to roam free.

** update 2 **

"Remember when Bill Clinton went out with Monica Lewinsky? That was inarguably a failure of judgment at the top. Democrats had to come out and risk losing credibility if they did not condemn Bill Clinton for his behavior. I believe Republicans are in the same position right now. And I will say this: Hurricane Katrina is George Bush's Monica Lewinsky. The only difference is that tens of thousands of people weren't stranded in Monica Lewinsky's vagina."
--Jon Stewart

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jon Stewart rocks. That episode was classic.

And I'm glad you have more respect for yourself than offering to be like Mr. Garrison's Mr. Slave!!

Mixter

E'l Roy said...

No, tens of thousands weren't stranded in Monica's southern delta, but millions of potential people were left to dry on her pretty blue dress! I can almost hear "Dr." Bill Frist's "expert" medical opinion on this!

Tom said...

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed, in yours neighborhood

E'l Roy said...

...If a sperm is wasted,
Bat-Shit Wingnuts get quite irate!