It seems minority leader Reid is not supporting Roberts nomination to the Supreme Court. Apparently it's not so much about Robert's, but more the Chimpanzee brigade not turning over documents that Reid wants to see. Meh.. whatever.. it's just Reid trying to look like he has balls.. which I'd imagine he does..
I watched some of the Roberts confirmation hearing over the weekend, and I've got to say that he is the perfect human being. He's got that commanding look, very handsome, very self assured, a quick thinker, and every single word that comes out of his mouth is the right one. He does appear to have a massive intellect. That's a good thing. It's hard to be bat-shit crazy when you're that intelligent.
Isn't it sort of strange the way that what you see with your eyes can immediately tell you what you think their qualifications are? There must be a biological link between appearance and ability, or else we wouldn't automatically make those assumptions, would we?
Example; Take John Roberts and stand him next to Woody Allen. Ask 100 people (assuming they don't know who either are) which would be a better fortune 500 CEO. I'd bet that nearly every last person would pick Roberts. It's not really a conscious choice, people just "feel it". Why? It's got to be an evolutionary process, which means that it is true that people that look like Roberts are probably smarter, more commanding, and better leaders.
Or it could just be that sex thing again.. I'd imagine more people would rather sleep with John Roberts than Woody Allen, under-age Asian girls excepted.
By the way.. if I ever get on Jeopardy, I will totally own the "Politics of the 21st century" category. I'll take Karl Rove and biker gangs for $1000 please Alex..
Anyway, the reason I mention Roberts is that the most evil of human beings ever created, the Christian freaks, are not real pleased with Roberts for saying;
"There is nothing in my personal views, based on faith or other sources, that would prevent me from applying the precedents of the court faithfully." He added that when it comes to judging, he looks to law books for guidance -- not to the Bible or other religious sources.Yay. Good answer.. good answer..
The read I get on him is that he really isn't a dick, and he's not a bible freak, and he's not an evil person out to put you in jail for getting a hummer. I don't feel "Scalia" or "Thomas" about him. Then again, I could be totally wrong, and he could be a total stealth nominee that is crazy as fuck. We'll just have to wait and see. In the meantime, it's nice to see that the American Taliban is upset.
Oh.. and I will renew my pledge here.. that as soon as the government starts executing people in public for eating shrimp, I'll abide by the old testament principals myself.
And can we please just take all the Christian freaks and like.. give them Utah? Ship them all there, and let them have their "moral" society. Just get them the fuck away from me already.. christ...
Speaking of retarded Christian fucks.... another amusing story I saw at Americablog. It seems the Christians are taking their "God" message directly to science, and trying to convince people of science they are wrong. Now, museum employees are having to be trained on how to deal with Christians that claim that evolution is not real science, and the world is 6000 years old, and we didn't descend from apes and all that lovely bullshit.
A pamphlet handed out at the training session...offers suggestions on replying to frequently raised challenges like "Is there lots of evidence against evolution?" (The answer begins, simply, "No.")Ya.. I could totally see me conducting museum tours..
When talking to visitors about evolution, the pamphlet advises, "don't avoid using the word." Rehearse answers to frequently asked questions, because "you'll be more comfortable when you sound like you know what you're talking about."
Dr. Allmon told his audience to "be firm and clear, not defensive." The pamphlet says that if all else fails, and docents find themselves in an unpleasant confrontation, they excuse themselves by saying, "I have to go to the restroom."
BSC: That T-Rex must have been a handful on Noah's Ark
Me: Ya, cause it would have eaten everything and everybody.. it's 2 tons of teeth surrounded by muscle and bad attitude.
BSC: These creatures are simply part of God's plan, and Christ delivered mankind from the clutches of such foul beasts.
Me: why don't you go nail yourself to a cross.. *ahem* I mean.. I gotta go piss..
But, in all seriousness, this is, again, more consequences of the voter fraud in Florida that elected a chimpanzee. Now the Christians are even attacking science where science lives, in their museums.
It is not enough for those people to be crazy in their own crazy circles. The central precept of the craziness is that they have to spread the craziness. It's always been that way. They cannot leave us alone. They cannot let us live our lives the way we want. It is central to their whole movement to inflict it on everyone else.
That's why they are so dangerous. George Bush gave them the green light to attack anybody who thinks differently then they do, or lives differently than they do.
Round them all up, and bus them off to Utah.. and put Chimpy in charge of the state.
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