Beer > Jebus

In honor of the person that took me to task here, stolen from Wildsects who stole it from skippy the bush kangaroo, the top 10 reasons beer is better than Jesus.

number ten: no one will kill you for not drinking beer;

number nine: beer doesn't tell you how to have sex;

number eight: beer has never caused a major war;

number seven: they don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves;

number six: when you have a beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away;

number five: nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of beer;

number four: you don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer;

number three: there are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you;

number two: you can prove you have a beer;

and the number one reason why beer is better than jesus: if you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.