Thursday, April 28, 2005

Quote of the Day

From my point of view, they are the Antichrist of the world. - Senator Ken Salazar (D-CO)
Fuckin' eh!

So a lot of the party faithful were upset that Salazar backed some Bush initiatives, including Attorney General Gonzales. But, he just told James Dobson to go fuck himself... and I love it.. more of that please...

Remember - shift the debate.. the Christian's are bat-shit-crazy, don't be afraid to call them that. Our elected leaders need to call them that.. because.. they really are bat-shit-crazy.

I smell the death of organized religion in this country and I love it. Take your religion into your own home where it belongs.. and quit fucking bang'ing on my door, cause I don't want your crazy shit, mmmm'k?!

** update **

Noticed on Corrente somebody commenting -

I do recollect, when Dobson first burst into my purview, that he wrote proudly about disciplining his unruly, 12 lb. Dachshund by beating it into submission. I wonder how he raised his kids? What was their childhood like?
Story Dobson wrote about beating his dog here:

Really.. wouldn't it be fun to see Dobson take on one of those Roman kitty cats?

** update 2 **

Great editorial on the Republican's kid-napping Jesus from the LA Times. What would Jesus do? I think he'd kick them in the nuts.

Me.. I think Republican's really are anti-Christ. The editorial is exactly right. Why do they want to nail up the 10 commandments in every courthouse? Only 2 of the 10 are actual laws. Don't steal - don't kill. Why not Jesus' Eight Beatitudes? Because Republican's don't want "Blessed are the peacemakers" anywhere in a government building.

Note to self: revision in book. religious right are not just corrupt and vile, but actually anti-Christ.

** update 3 **

Jesus' General just had me spewing diet coke out my nose. He has a post concerning James Dobson's son, who is a big fan of "Ultimate Fighting".

I'm glad to see that you're into Ultimate Fighting Championships. It's a tool we can use to show young men that God created men to be masculine and violent. Certainly, there's no better way to model heterosexuality than to beat the hell out of another man while wearing nothing but tiny little spandex shorts. I'm sure if Jesus lived in modern times, we'd see him grinding His manly bulge into another man's thigh as He pummels him mercilessly with his holy fists.

I'm a big fan of UFC, myself. I get together with the guys about once a month to watch the tapes and engage in a little amateur UFC. Of course, being warriors, we dispense with the shorts and fight in the manner of the ancient Spartans, freeing our little soldiers to be used as weapons when we put our opponents down. It makes the matches even more exciting.

Perhaps you could join us some time. That'd be just peachy.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, Patriot

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