Hey big boy..

So, as everyone knows by now, one of the central themes of my blog is the hypocrisy and evil nature of the religious folks, right? I've always insisted that the freaks that "dost protest too much" are always sexually frustrated middle aged, not too attractive, white guys, and the women that nobody wants to screw.

I've always said that they are self-hating gay guys. Oh my lordy jebus do I enjoy being proven right time after time.

An executive committee member of the Southern Baptist Convention was arrested on a lewdness charge for propositioning a plainclothes policeman outside a hotel, police said.

Lonnie Latham, senior pastor at South Tulsa Baptist Church, was booked into Oklahoma County Jail Tuesday night on a misdemeanor charge of offering to engage in an act of lewdness, police Capt. Jeffrey Becker said. Latham was released on $500 bail Wednesday afternoon.

Latham, who has spoken out against homosexuality, asked the officer to join him in his hotel room for oral sex. Latham was arrested and his 2005 Mercedes automobile was impounded, Becker said....

When he left jail, he told Oklahoma City television station KFOR:

"I was set up. I was in the area pastoring to police."....

Latham is one of four Southern Baptist Convention executive committee members from Oklahoma....

He has also spoken out against same-sex marriage and in support of a Southern Baptist Convention directive urging its 42,000 churches to befriend gays and lesbians and try to convince them that they can become heterosexual "if they accept Jesus Christ as their savior and reject their 'sinful, destructive lifestyle."'

Bahahah.. hahahah.. OMG LOL.. hahahahaha... Does "pastoring to police" mean sucking cop dick?

Here's hoping that fucker's life is ruined, eh? But NO! I've sinned agennnst yew! I've been cured of this evil hemisexialality by our loorrrrdd and savior JEBUS CHRIST! Hep me Jebus! Hep me!

And his bat-shit crazy congregation will forgive him and welcome him back.. and buy him another Mercedes.

Just as an aside.. why the fuck do pastor's need Mercedes? Could it be that they are evil greedy scum, out to con a bunch of stupid people out of their money? Duh!

It just pisses me off to no end that these religious freaks point their finger at me and tell me that I'm immoral, or I'm the problem with society, and on and on, when in fact it is them that are evil.

I would stack my morals and squeaky clean background up against any Christian right wing republican freak.... and that includes that psycho freeper in Florida. I swear to god, the only thing that fills these people is hate and fear.

So, lets go look for a picture of the good reverend and see if he's cute.



Nope! Totally not cute..

Oh.. and for you wannabie straight guys that think you might want to blow a random guy from time to time.. Don't just go up and ask people at random in public. The guys that most successfully cheat on their wives create a false online persona and use the internet to get hookups.. Or.. they use the internet to find out where the gay bars are, and wait until their wives are out of town.

I'm telling ya right now.. avoid the quick and easy route, cause it just gets messy... actually put some thought into it..

But.. in the end.. you're going to get caught regardless. Most people don't know how to remove the traces of what they've been doing. It's even harder to do it on your computer.. Wifey-poo is going to find your stash of porn. They always do.

Oh.. but here's an even better idea. Don't marry anyone that doesn't know what your secrets are. Find someone who really doesn't care about all that shit, that way there is nothing to get caught at. Life is a hell of a lot less stressful that way.

And ya know.. the good Christian folk will tell you this is just an aberration. Actually, they won't use the word "aberration" because that's a big word with lots of letters. They'll tell you that it's just one bad apple. But I'm telling you, the vast majority of them are sexually frustrated, financially greedy, bottom feeders of lies and deceit.