Chuck Norris

You know how an internet phenomenon can take the world by storm? There is one going on right now, and it's Chuck Norris. I shit you not, it's like the entire internet world has gone ape-shit for this running Chuck Norris gag. Chuck has even acknowledged it on his own web site, and finds it all rather flattering and amusing.

Here's a taste;

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.

Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was just too easy.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

And the best one....

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

SNL does a Chuck Norris tribute here.