Saturday, May 12, 2012

Doomed, Cont.

NASHVILLE, Tenn (Reuters) - Tennessee teachers can no longer condone so-called "gateway sexual activity" such as touching genitals under a new law that critics say is too vague and could hamper discussion about safe sexual behavior. 
Governor Bill Haslam's office Friday confirmed that he had signed the bill, which stirred up controversy nationwide and even was lampooned by comedian Stephen Colbert. 
"Kissing and hugging are the last stop before reaching Groin Central Station, so it's important to ban all the things that lead to the things that lead to sex," he said on the "Colbert Report" television show.

Ya.. kissing and hugging immediately lead to fucking.  You should have seen it at my high school.. everywhere you looked, somebody would kiss somebody else, and then.. bam.. on the floor fucking their brains out.  It's just too bad we didn't have iPhones back then to record it.

What's it going to take to destroy religion in this fucked up nation?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There is a loop hole in the law. If they are family, all is ok. :-0