Monday, March 22, 2010

Unmitigated Evil




So the Popula is in full damage control. There has to be a reason why the catholic leadership has been raping children and covering it up.. for.. I don't know.. the entire existence of the catholic religion.

The problem, of course, is "Secular Liberalism".

Rather than blaming abuse on an oppressive, conservative environment within the Irish Catholic church, Benedict singles out the creeping influence of liberal, secular society for weakening resolve against it. "In particular, there was a well-intentioned but misguided tendency to avoid penal approaches to canonically irregular situations," he writes.

So if you follow Darth Benedict's logic.. the fault is not with the conservative nutjob religious freaks.. but rather the "reason based" liberals, with their "moral relativism" that.. I don't know.. somehow caused all those priests to fuck little boys for the better part of 2 millenia.

I'm pretty sure there is no hell, so it's pointless to wish Ratzinger to go there and be impailed on the mighty spiked phallus of Satan for all eterninty. The only thing we could hope for is the destruction of the catholic religion, and a horrible and painful death (immolation would be ironic) for that son-of-a-bitch.

Bonus points to Yahweh for ligting Ratzinger up himself.

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I suppose that's a very morally relativistic thing of me to say, right?

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