So ya.. I'm a little douchey for having watched his boo-hoo-fest of a press conference.
A couple observations..
You ever notice how people do their "serious face"? They kind of tilt their head with a little scowl.. slowly nodding their head with a concerned look.
Good god.. he goes on and on and on.. and now he's talking about how awesome it is to be buddhist. Buddhists are crazy fuckers.. but whatever.
I also like how he had to point out how awesome his charity work is. The whole "charity work" thing for rich people is just a douche reduction mechanism. They aren't nearly as big of assholes as you'd think.. cause they do charity work!!!1 Of course.. the "work" merely involves signing the check. It's like paying the IRS to assholes like Woods.
Oh for fucks sake.. now he's asking us "for our help". We need to help Tiger help himself!
Now he's hugging his mother...
Has there ever been a bigger douche-bag.. ever.. in the history of douchebags?
NO!
I'm surprised there's no applause.
I need a hot shower.
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