We need a new Chaquita, so John ran an ad on Craig's List.. Times are tough and there's a tremendous number of applicants.. but this was my favorite..
hi how are you...i am interested in fillin the position that you have posted on Craigslist,that is if it hasnt been filled..my name is (name redacted),i live in duncanville,and you sound like a very delghtful women to work for.i wont go on and on,as this would be a waste of your time and mine if you have already hired someone..if you are interested in speaking with me please feel free to call me at xxxx.i can provide you with job history and references if needed.
thank you and have a BLESSED DAY
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John does sound like a delightful women... :P
Best letter of interest ever.
Have a Blessed Day? How does one go about doing that?
Holy Water, Crucifix and this months calender.
You can imagine where the "Christiany" apps went..
Then again.. it would be so kick ass to invite one over.. and do the "hey, we're homos.. you don't mind, do you?" routine... good for a laugh..
This is Texas after all..
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