"Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger, I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the planet Earth." - President Barack Obama
Of course, that means he's not a "natural born citizen" and is therefore not eligible to be President... and that name.. "Jor-El" sounds Islamic terroristy..
1 comment:
HAHAHAHA, Obama geekdom evidence is mounting. Yet he still hasnt taken Colbert up on that comic book offer yet... :P
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