Sunday, March 22, 2009

Deep Thoughts

In the Land of the Loon, everything is a religion.. even evolution.


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I just noticed the Jesus on Teh Pope's staff.. Is it me, or is that some kind of funky Dancing Jesus on the Cross action going on? It's pretty weird..

I'm sure he's got an aid (a young boy most likely) whose job it is, is to make sure that Jesus is always facing away from the Pope. Could you imagine a sideways Jesus being symbolically tortured on the cross? That would not do at all.


Oh.. and I bet the Pope could feed a village in Guatemala for a year for the price that stupid staff would fetch. The Catholics are some really rich fuckers.. hording vast amounts of wealth.. which makes sense, you know, because the Catholic church is like every other church.. selling that salvation for cold hard cash.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey now, don't be hatin' on the staff! he got exalted with teh christians and got attuned to the vatican.
IMO exalted with the athiests has much better lootz.

Anonymous said...

Now with Kung-Fu grip!

Anonymous said...

You know that thing would make an awesome collectable... Maybe I should start collecting religious relics then sell them back to the church once I hit retirment age.