Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Quote of the Day




An advert at Eschaton.. it's got it all.. hot young Asians.. Engrish.. and the dorky looking chubby Americans that can score them..

It's a wonder to me that most American male heteros don't go the mail order route. John worked with this guy that was your typical non-descript average middle-aged American male.. and he mail ordered himself a hot young Russian.. that is a licensed medical doctor.. no lie.. and she got pregnant.. and she's not dumping him for a Brad Pitt clone..

Why settle for an average looking American girl, that'll have unrealistic expectations... when you can just mail order a hot 22 year old from Cambodia? Being your slave will be a huge improvement in her life.

And you can teach her proper Engrish..

oh daddy.. me soooo hooooney

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