I'm Feeling Bettah

It's been ages, and I've been wondering what Mark Foley has been up to..

Called the "Beau of the Ball," former Congressman Mark Foley has re-emerged in Palm Beach society at a charity gala, his transgressions with former teenage pages and sexually explicit messages apparently forgotten and forgiven.

"Believe me. People were thrilled to see him," said socialite Dorothy Sullivan, who co-chaired the Palm Beach Fashion Week charity gala last month at the famed Mar-a-Lago Club, where Foley was photographed surrounded by women. "He was glad he came," she told ABC News.com.

"It feels good. People have been wonderful to me," Foley told the Palm Beach Post, which dubbed him the "Beau of the Ball." "Thank God that I worked hard for these people. I think they recognize I did so much for the community, and I'm thankful for that."

"Everybody loves Mark. He's fine now," Sullivan says.

Apparently "fine" means that's he's now decided to not be gay.. because Doug has told us it's a choice.. and we know Doug wouldn't be fucking wrong about simple facts all the time.. right?

I wouldn't give a flying fuck what Foley was up to.. but for his anti-gay propaganda and legislative agenda prior to getting caught trying to arrange sex with children.

Ya.. he's fine..

For.. fucks... sake..