Gay?

Or not?

But is there perhaps another reason he won't commit? I show him a site called "George Clooney is GAY GAY GAY." Clooney starts to read:

George Clooney's life parallels Rock Hudson's way too much to be a coincidence. He was married once to some unknown actress --

He breaks off: "No, Talia is not unknown. She's actually very successful...."

He keeps reading:

He dates beautiful women and nothing happens and they disappear into oblivion.

"That's because I eat them."

So . . . any truth to this?

"No. I'm gay, gay. The third gay -- that was pushing it."

I have a friend that swears he saw Clooney at a gay club in Las Vegas a few years back. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.. but maybe he's bi.

It doesn't much matter, but I liked Cloony's non-denial denial.