I'm a Star!!

Oh.. this is just classic. Apparently some members of the Loon Brigade got a little peeved at my Right Wing Loon blog (which is pure satire by the way), and have started what, in their really twisted minds, is the equivelant sort of thing about me. It's just so awesome.

The first blog is called Schizophrenic Liberals. It's only got one post right now, but apparently they are going to study the mental disorder called "liberalism", specifically how it relates to yours truly. Of course, the vast majority of Americans statistically agree with my political views - but I guess Skydiveprick is going to put his extensive education to work in analyzing why I think the way I do.

Bueller? Bueller?

It might be fairly amusing, but if you have any interest in the psychology of politics, then you could read a book from an actual Doctor of Psychology, called The Authoritarians.

The other blog looks like it might be really good. It's called Tom the Neurotic Queer, and of course it is chock full of really unimaginative gay bashing. That's prefectly okay of course, but it's amusing in it's stupidity. I got a nice chuckle from this bit;

Well, Tom, with all of your pro-gay agenda, and hints from your commenters, I have determined that you are not only a neurotic shithead, but a queer as well.

Holy fuck these are some really stupid people !! LOL

Surely you freaks can do better than that? Would you like me to write your gay jokes for you? I know some really funny ones. And hey.. I'll take the comment about .45 caliber hand gun as a stab at humor.. but really, it's great to see the Jesus freaks getting in the muck a bit. I just wish they would maybe connect it at least a little to reality.

See.. when I bash on Doug.. I quote his pee stained ramblings when I do it. These fuckers are at such a loss for an argument, all they can do is argue against views that no one has expressed and then feel smug for being such brilliant and articulate debaters.

Naturally, Doug, the ever compassionate Christian approves. As I said in comment on that new favorite blog of mine..

Oh hey guys.. this is great. Hope you enjoy the new blog. It's great to see some fine upstanding Christians displaying their Lords teachings. Fuck that "turn the other cheek" shit..