Monday, August 06, 2007

They Get Letters

John posted an advert looking for a new assistant for his real-estate company. The most amusing response;

From: michael downs
To:
Subject: job
Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2007 21:44:07 -0400

i wouldnt waste my time with you, my experience and talents are worth much more than you are offering. you are incredibly CHEAP!! it sounds like you want someone to run your little bullshit office for a paltry $12.00/hr. with all the money you thieves make, you should be ashamed. you would be if you had any integrity in you, but thats why you bloodsuckers are in real estate.

i feel great letting you know how small you are, taking a free ad out and embarassing yourselves. good luck trying to find someone decent for the little shit wages you offer.
One the qualifications for the job is basic grammar skills. This young man was probably a student in Mrs. Pistachio's class.

1 comment:

John Ensminger said...

The funny thing is I got over 100 resumes from people who were ready, willing and able to work as an administative assitanct for $12/hour.

I had a tough time choosing between the 5 finalists!