Monday, July 09, 2007

Light Me Up



First they told me to start smoking (advertising), then they told me to quit smoking (lung cancer), and now they're telling me to start smoking again.

If I were the tobacco industry, I'd be reinvesting a lot of my profits into a cure for cancer. Imagine how many cig's they'd sell then. Hell, why not add your daily dose of vitamins to each pack!

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