Thursday, June 14, 2007

Aqua Velva & Shaving Cream



Glenn Greenwald details, in much better form than I, my theory that right wingers are simply pussies who worship male masculinity in order to compensate for their own insecurities.

I could just see Rush going up against a platoon of Islamofascist terraists and kicking their asses. What a man.

/update

And Doug makes the point today;

The delusion is the denial that Iran, and radical Islam, wishes to convert us and kill us. Did you know that Ahmadinejad sent Bush a letter urging him to convert to Islam? Why would he do such a thing? Perhaps because in Islamic Law, before killing an infidel, they are required to give the infidel the opportunity to convert first.
Uh huh.. I'm not terribly worried that a nation with a pitiful military is going to come over here and lop all our heads off. I'm sure Doug was peeing himself when he wrote that.

Hell.. I'd send Bush a letter urging him to convert to atheism if it would help prevent him from hearing voices, that he claims is God, telling him to invade sovereign nations that were not threatening us, followed up by monumentally fucking it up.

Here's a mental exercise for the loons. Suppose you're a devout Muslim living in, say, Syria. You see a predominantly Christian nation invade and occupy a Muslim nation on your border. Furthermore, the leader of said invading nation claims it was God who told him to invade. Would that concern you? Would that piss you off?

I guarantee you that every one of these right wing loons would catch the first camel to Baghdad and get fitted for a bomb belt. That is, if they managed to grow a pair of balls first. Their thinking is exactly the same as the radical Muslims, just on the opposite side of the religious coin.

So Doug.. where's the images of nuclear detonations and calls for nuking Iran? Oh that's right. You think it's going to be a mass Islamic revolt within the United States, resulting in guerrilla warfare in the streets of America.

I swear.. I'm not making any of this up. That's how crazy these people are.

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