David Brooks: I've heard no evidence that Al Gore wants to run for office, and unless there's a sharp increase in sales of Slim-Fast...How's that for a serious political conversation after the SotU? I could title this post "More Why Americans Suck". Really.. the discourse in this country has become a travesty, largely in part because most Americans are tragic and the MSM panders to them for business reasons. It's disgusting.
Chris Matthews:: HA!!! Ha Haaaaa!!! That's what I say!! That's what I say!! Can a black man win the presidency? Can a woman win the presidency? Can a fat white man win the presidency is the other question!
Brooks: I'm not one to talk, of course...
Matthews: You're not overweight, not compared to him!
Brooks: And finally, you know, [Democrats have] stars running for office. They've got three real stars.
Matthews: OK. If we see a plummeting in the scales of Al Gore this summer, a super Slim-Fast diet, does that say this guy's getting back in there?
Howard Fineman: It will be front-page news. Al Gore buys a package of Slim-Fast. But, y'know, I don't know...
Matthews: Norah, what do you think? Are we going to watch the scales here to see how it's going?
Norah O'Donnell: I think that's unfair. But I think...
Matthews: There's always somebody to put me in the position of bad guy. I'm going for the white guy. You're talking about the black guy.
And for the record, big guys almost always have better personalities then gym rats, and would make better presidents. Al Gore would be the best person to lead this country out of the dark ages, regardless of his weight.
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