Monday, December 18, 2006

Quote of the Day

"Secularism, liberalism and hedonism have made inroads into every sphere of American life. Beliefs and conduct condemned by past generations are now welcome, even in many churches and homes. America's survival is threatened." - Tony Perkins, Family Research Council
Damn straight! So to speak..

I haven't linked to The Rude Pundit for a while, but he has fun with the FRC.

Still, we all know that Secularism is an American institution, and it's the religious freaks attempt to Talabanise the American government that threatens our survival. America is traditionally "liberal" as well.. as in "liberal democracy". Duh.

The "hedonism" - okay, I'll sorta give Perkins that one. Hedonistic behavior has always been part of the American fabric, but now more people are able to share the wealth. The interweb tubes have enabled that. There are a whole bunch of people who don't find anything inherently evil in sex, and the internet is a god damn menu to the virtual cornucopia of willing and like minded sluts of all flavors. If you like transvestite midgets with blue eyes and a speech impediment, you can find one in about 2 minutes of web searching.

It's a bit more complicated for straight guys. You sometimes have to break down the faux modesty to convince some girl to do what she's already planning to do. They just want you to put in the effort.. kind of like putting the dollar bill in the vending machine before you can have a tasty snack. Gay guys dispense with all that nonsense. That's why gay couples have more money then straight couples.

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