Friday, August 18, 2006

Netflix

So my queue with Netflix is dried up.. I've seen everything there is to see apparently.. Movies suck fucking ass the last few years. Seriously.. it's all a big huge pile of cow shit.

So I click on the button to get "reccomendations in drama"... and this is the list that Netflix thinks I'd like to see, based on my ratings of other movies (750+).

Get more Recommendations by rating more movies.
Schindler's List

The Titanic

The Bible Collection: Joseph

The Bible Collection: Moses

Fargo

The Bible Collection: Abraham

The Gospel of John (3-Disc Series)

The Bible Collection: David

The Bible Collection: Jacob

Fingersmith

Angels in America (2-Disc Series)

King of Kings

Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

An Early Frost
What the fuck is that bullshit? Does Netflix have some christian freak devs coding bias into the reccomendations program?

Seriously.. am I not massively anti-religion? Don't I think they are all cult freaks, hell bent on destroying the world? And Netflix thinks I should see King of Kings?

What.. the.... fuck...

I'll post my rant to Netflix when I finish it..

Oh.. and Steve.. if you could score me a copy of Snakes on a Plane to watch on my plane trip to Hawaii.. that would be really cool.

** update **

Assholes..

Dear Netflix User,

We appreciate your recent feedback about the Netflix service. Due to
the overwhelming number of great ideas we get from customers such as
yourself, we cannot reply to every customer individually. However,
all comments and suggestions are forwarded to the appropriate
departments for review and consideration.

5 comments:

Tom said...

Next Saturday..

Steve said...

I'll see what I can do.

Jon from Kentuky.

John Ensminger said...

Cool! Snakes on a plane while riding on a plane!

Tom, did you consider that you have seen nearly everything that netflix has......so all they can recommend are the ones that you haven't seen....

Reel Fanatic said...

I don't think I could live without Netflix, but you're right about their recommendations .. it's just done by a bot, and very poorly at that

Anonymous said...

Tom, your old. Dude, in case you do not have it already, pick up the album "Once" by Nightwish. I hear some Mass in there. Later, ieeeee!!!!....