The FSM false prophet

Somebody just reminded me about the Flying Spaghetti Monster by directing me over to his high priests' web site of email he's received.

The false cult of the FSM is described thus;

Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it’s the assuring touch from the FSM’s “noodly appendage.” Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match–and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden.

See.. the FSM can't be described as a religion, because they have not yet defined who they hate. You have to have a target of hatred and social injustice to actually be a religion - otherwise you won't be able to get people to give you money.

Now, my god, Gorak, is a real god because he's given me, his high priest, a target to hate. Stupid people... and right now I'm pushing legislation in Congress to created a Federal Marriage Amendment that states that stupid people are not allowed to get married or have children.. and if they have any children, we must remove them from the stupid people's homes so that the children do not grow up to be stupid as well.