Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Schwing!

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Rush Limbaugh could see a deal with prosecutors in a long-running prescription fraud case collapse after authorities found a bottle of Viagra in his bag at Palm Beach International Airport. The prescription was not in his name.

Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at the airport after returning from a vacation in the Dominican Republic. Customs officials found the Viagra in his luggage but his name was not on the prescription, said Paul Miller, a spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

Miller said the alleged violation could be a second-degree misdemeanor. The sheriff's office was investigating and will soon turn the case over to the state attorney's office, which had no immediate comment Tuesday.
Bahahahahah... ahhahahaha.. LOL... ahhahahahaha

Wait a sec..



hahahahahahahah

It would be great to get in a debate with Rush on his radio show;

Rush - you liberals are anti-American scum

Me - ya.. maybe.. but at least I can get my dick hard

** update **

Americablog points out something interesting.. because.. like John is a lawyer, and lawyers think of this type of shit.

People do not typically get held at an airport for 3 hours because they've got a bottle of Viagra with somebody else's name on it.

Viagra is blue. Guess what else is blue? OxyContin.

** update 2 **

Atrios notices that Rush took Viagra with him to the Dominican Republic, and rightly wonders why a person would do that. Presumably, it's because a person is going to screw somebody else.. but who in the DR would Rush Limbaugh be wanting to screw? Perhaps he's just erring on the side of caution, in case a hottie spy's him by the pool and wants a taste of the big Rush?

This is, of course, assuming that the pills were Viagra.. The cops confiscated them by the way.

Now, I don't care in the least that Rush wants to head off for a little R&R and commit adultery, pre-marital sex, and other assorted sins. The problem is, Rush is a big fat hypocrite when doing it, which makes him a royal scumbag.

Everyone - except maybe the really really stupid ones - violates what they profess to be their moral code, and yet feel justified in pushing those morals on others anyway. Every single person you meet, everyone that you know, every person you work with, even the people that you live with, and are married to, are hiding something.. It might be something big.. something small, more than likely something sexual.. but it's there.

Well, except for me.. I'm pretty open about being a heathen.

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