Tuesday, June 13, 2006

MegaCon



Dr. Ronnie Floyd, Senior Pastor of the First Baptist Church in Springdale, Ark., speaks about reaching the world through multi-campus churches during the 2006 Pastors' Conference Monday, June 12, 2006, in Greensboro, N.C. The Southern Baptist Convention begins it's 2006 annual meeting Tuesday.
Does that remind you of anything else? Could it be.. multi-level marketing? Religion is a pyramid scheme..

I suppose one thing that irritates me is that it's so painfully obvious that religion is merely robbing people, exactly the same way a con-artist does. I could do it pretty easily. I could walk into one of these bat-shit crazy churches that are on nearly every corner of my neighborhood, throw some money around, flash some smiles.. and move up the chain to building mega-churches like that chump does..

I could even get some Benny Hinn style faith healing going on.. and scream about hemisexcuals..

And Mrs. Joyful Wife wonders why I mock them.... because you're getting fucking ripped off by con-artists you twit.. and you don't even know it..

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