Meet exciting new people - and kill them

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Army, aiming to make its recruiting goals amid the Iraq war, raised its maximum enlistment age by another two years on Wednesday, while the Army Reserve predicted it will miss its recruiting target for a second straight year.

People can now volunteer to serve in the active-duty Army or the part-time Army Reserve and National Guard up to their 42nd birthday after the move aimed at increasing the number of people eligible to sign up, officials said.

Oh boy.. I'm eligible to join up and go blast some A-rabs.

Meanwhile, all the younger right wingers continue to avoid the war at all costs. Yep, chicken hawks.. cowards.. whatever you want to call them.

Me? Umm.. I like breathing, and don't want to give that up for some other nation's "freedom" - or whatever the fuck we're doing in Iraq.

I'm sure the 33 year old Catholic and father of 6 that owns several companies and routinely felates the D.C. elites is phoning up his local recruiter right now. I'm quite sure of it..

Meanwhile, my traditional favorite freeper doesn't even write about politics, war, or those evil Muslims anymore. All he writes about is guns. I mean.. it's a little irritating that he doesn't post any stories about Iraq, so I can call him a chicken hawk coward again.. Such a bummer.. It just confuses me because you can tell by his writing that he's facinated with gun violence and really wants to kill somebody. Iraq is the perfect way to go about that.