Hail Satan

So I lied.. had to post this;

PARIS - Brad Pitt sent an e-mail to the Cannes Film Festival on Tuesday saying he was unable to attend because of the "imminent arrival" of his new spawn of Satan.

Henri Behar, who moderates Cannes' news conferences, read a message from Pitt, who has been in Namibia with his "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" co-star, Angelina Jolie, awaiting the birth of the couple's first child.

"With the imminent arrival of the newest addition to our coven, I am unable to join Alejandro, Cate, Gael and the rest of the cast and crew in introducing" his new film, "Babel," the 42-year-old actor said in the message. Pitt added, "Though not that it matters much, since Armageddon is upon us, and the denizens of the underworld shall rule the earth for a thousand years."

What the fuck is up with his hair? God damn, you know somebody pays hundreds for that.. and it looks like a god damn wig..

** update **

So I went to IMDB to see what else the father of the Anti-Christ is up to, and he's got several movies in the works.. This one sounds depressing;

Plot Outline: Told to "go home and die" after developing full-blown AIDS in 1986, electrician Ron Woodroof delves into the world of underground pharmacies that supply HIV drugs not approved for use in the U.S. in an attempt to prolong his life, and, ultimately, the lives of thousands of other people.

I knew a bunch of people that died of AIDS back in late 80's through the mid 90's. It fucking sucked beyond words. Going through that ordeal tends to make a person much more sensitive to the hatred from the Christians and other assorted bigots of all varieties.

It's been ages, maybe 8 years or so, since somebody I knew died. It just doesn't happen anymore, which is good news.

Brad Pitt is just one of those actors that is so good that they can do any roll.