Dick?

Seems like lately I write more over that David Koresh wannabie's blog then my own. That's okay.. it's entertainment for me.

He was going on about his excitement over buying a new hand gun. In my own snarky way I wrote:

By the way.. I liked your story about about buying a new gun.. kinda sounds like you sport wood when you're buying more tools to kill people... It's like buying a porn star sized d*** and strapping it on, eh? Whata man.. lol

Of course I didn't censor the word "dick" - he did. Which lead to a thought I had as posted there, and pasted here.

Just had a thought.. which further illustrates the difference between liberal and conservative.

I don't have any issues with what some would describe as "offensive" words. Usually, these words refer to the act of sex, or anatomical parts.

Conservatives typically have a problem with sexually oriented content, and I find that rather odd. After all, I assume they have sex, right? That's how more conservatives are made after all. I just think they are disgusted by it or something.

In other words, they take offense at me using a word that describes the male genitalia that starts with the letter "D" (I coulda used the "C" word but that's SOOOOO pushing it).

What's the difference between saying "Glocks are like Lays", and "Glocks are like substitute 8 inch d****"?

However, conservatives take glee in saying things such as:

Of course I wouldn't hold a gun to their forehead, I don't want their blood splattered on me. I know enough to stand back a few yards.

And they wouldn't be falling at my feet. I'd let them dig their own graves first.

And I find that perplexing. It's as if sex is a bad thing and abject violence is a good thing.. which is clearly how conservatives think..

After all, you won't see a porn flick on regular TV, but you can sure as hell see a war movie depicting mass carnage....

Which is immoral, natural human behavior and displays of anatomy we all have (ala Janet Jackson) or scenes of dead and mutilated bodies?

Hmm.. this is pretty good.. think I'll post it on my blog.. I haven't written anything in ages..

But you conservatives sure are a twisted bunch.. Something really bad must have happened to ya'll when you were brought up. Did dad beat mom, and drink beer day and night? Was that on a good day?

George Carlin once summed it up quite nicely.. waaaay waaaay back..

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker motherfuckin tits..

The 7 words you can't say on television.. and in the grand scheme of things, what does that mean anyway? The priorities of some people are just so fucked up..