Tuesday, August 23, 2005

The Taliban

Done American style, here:

It's a great list of the right wing freaks, and some of the things they have said. Participants include Pat Robertson, who yesterday asked for the assassination of a foreign head of state, as well as Ronald Reagan and the Bush's, Jerry Fallwell, James Dobson, and so on and so forth.

Does it scare you that these extremely powerful people are rapture Christians? They actually believe the second coming of Christ is at hand. It's not a joke, they've actually said it, and the quotes are on that web page.

Ronald Reagan was fucking evil. Same with the entire Bush family. Same with the vast majority of Christian leaders in this country. They are exactly the same as the Taliban in Afghanistan, and if you disagree, go read the quotes from that web site.

Now, if I were like those "Christians" on that web site, I'd call for the assassination of every last one of them, but us liberals have to be nicer than that. I'd be happy with prison and biker gang rapes.

Isn't it weird that Pat Robertson can ask that someone be murdered, but if a liberal said that, all hell would break lose?

** update **

Continuing to think about this a bit. There is good news.

The poster child for the bat-shit crazy rapture Christians is George Bush. It would have been extremely devastating if their spokesman were a more reasonable and bright person. As it is, we see from poll numbers that most Americans think Bush sucks ass. Therefore, I think we're seeing the beginning of the end of this Christian resurgence.

I hope we see Pat Robertson call for more murders. I hope gas prices quadruple in the next few years. I hope for Karl Rove and Scooter Libby to go to prison, along with indictments of other prominent bat-shit crazy Christian Republicans.

It's very important that it become obvious to all how evil these fuckers are. Then we can reclaim the secular heritage of this nation and bring some sanity back to our educational and public policy systems.

Oh.. and I hope somebody keeps a really good eye on Chimpy in the last year of his reign. We all know that he's hot tempered, and prone to the sorts of whacky mood swings that wet-brain alcoholics are known for. He may try and hasten the return of Jesus by pushing a button he really aught not push.

** update 2 **

One other thing.. did you notice that nearly all of the people listed on the American Taliban web site are ugly middle aged white guys? As we all know from religiously reading my blog - I truly am convinced they are that vile because they are not getting any quality sex.

In fact, the vast majority of Republican men are ugly white guys. The Republican party suits them because it is indeed the party of hatred and violence, which is all they feel because they are not satisfying the biological urge to fuck like bunnies.

** update 3 **

"Fuck you, Pat Robertson, you squinty-eyed shitbag, so full of years of unmitigated hate and bile that it oozes out of you like pus from an untreated herpes sore."
From the Rude Pundit, making a great point about free speech here:

And ya, I agree with him. Shutting people up is the province of the right wing, and liberals/progressives need to be consistent on this issue. Yes, they spew hate and bile at every opportunity, but being able to say what's on your mind has to be the most important thing of all - even if it's really stupid beyond words.

** update 4 **

I should probably clarify something that might be mis-interpreted. I'm not trying to imply that ugly white guys never get sex, and are hate filled freaks by definition. The word "ugly" is subjective anyway. I know plenty of guys that are not Brad Pitt clones that do quite well in that department.

It's more of a mind set. The definition that does fit for Republicans is one of sexual repression. They are generally abused mentally to the point that they think sex is something bad or only for procreation, and so on. It is the collision between their biology and their indoctrination that causes them to be hateful little bitches.

I certainly am not one to judge a book by it's cover, but I never cease to be amazed to see yet another BSC emerge from nowhere and he's got that same "I haven't been fucked in 30 years" look on him.

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