Gorak votes disapprove

This is really remarkable:

George W. Bush's overall job approval ratings have dropped from a month ago even as Americans who approve of the way Bush is handling his job as president are turning more optimistic about their personal financial situations according to the latest survey from the American Research Group. Among all Americans, 36% approve of the way Bush is handling his job as president and 58% disapprove. When it comes to Bush's handling of the economy, 33% approve and 62% disapprove.

Among Americans registered to vote, 38% approve of the way Bush is handling his job as president and 56% disapprove, and 36% approve of the way Bush is handling the economy and 60% disapprove.

We all know that I think Americans are generally really stupid people. They are. But, you keep bashing them over the head long enough and eventually they'll say "OWWWW motherfucker, stop that!". It just takes, oh.. 5 years or so.

Bush's approval rating is 36%. Remember - the impeached Bill Clinton left office with approval numbers in the 60's.

I find it odd that the right wing still screams about the "liberal media". Wouldn't those horrific numbers merit discussion on the news, and at least a little piling on?

The Gorak Broadcasting Network (GBN) would lead tonight's primetime news hour thus:

Blonde bimbo talking head: "Hello, and welcome to the beach babes in bikinis news hour. I'm your host, Annsean Coulterhannitylimabaugh. The top headline today is that most Americans think George Bush sucks ass as President. Lets go to White House correspondent Michelle Fuxnewsmalkin.

Brunette bimbo on-the-scene talking head: "Like oh my god! And these stupid motherfuckers voted for him, when it was so obvious he sucked ass in the first place. Can you believe that?"

BBTH: "I know! People are getting blown up on a daily basis, and it costs me 60 dollars to have my man-slave put gas in my Lexus SUV!"

BBo-t-s-TH: "I know Annsean! Meanwhile, it looks like average dumbass Americans are starting to notice that the President felates Saudi Arabian princes' and cuts taxes for the wealthiest Americans, while giving more and more taxpayer money to energy companies that are reaping record profits, instead of using this weird thing called a "windfall" tax to try and pay down some of the deficit that he created so that our kids don't have to eat Raman noodles when they're 50 years old because short Asian people own all of the bonds!"

BBTH: "Like, oh my god, that was the most ignorant run-on sentence I've ever heard! But, is all of that true? I mean, I know the President's family made all their money in the oil business, but that doesn't have anything to do with the current record prices for oil does it?"

BBo-t-s-TH: "Annsean, you ignorant slut! Of course it does. How the fuck did you get that job? I should have your job"

BBTH: "I'll claw your eyes out bitch! And now a word from our sponsor."

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I'd make a fortune...