Gorak laughs at the weak mortals

Bah haha ahahahaha..

Did I mention this is funny? HAHAHAH

August 12, 2005 7:00 pm ET

(New York City) As rector of St. Patrick's Cathedral Monsignor Eugene Clark blamed gays for "destroying the church", now he's been named as "the other man" in a nasty divorce involving a woman who worked for the diocese.

In divorce papers filed in Eastchester, New York, Philip DeFilippo alleges Clark had a long term affair with his wife, Laura, the Monsignor's personal secretary. The filing claims that the affair led to the breakup of the DeFilippo's marriage.

Clark resigned Thursday. The 79-year-old Clark has denied the affair with his 46-year-old private secretary.

A spokesperson for Edward Cardinal Egan said the cardinal accepted the resignation but would have no comment on the case.

Clark's duties as a monsignor in the New York Archdiocese included regular appearances on the Catholic cable television network EWTN, on a show called "Relationships."

He also worked as an editor of "When Conscience and Politics Meet: A Catholic View."

In 1999 Clark told a Catholic radio audience that gays are "the enemy of Christian marriage and Christian falling in love and all the tenderness that goes with that."

In 2002 Clark Clark blamed gays for the sex abuse scandal in the Roman Catholic Church. In a homily delivered from the pulpit at the cathedral Clark called homosexuality a "disorder," and said gay men should not be allowed to become priests.

It resulted in protests by gays and abuse victims who said the church was trying to make gays scapegoats for the scandal.

Clark later recanted his comments, but within months he launched a new salvo, accusing gays of destroying Catholic family life.

In a radio broadcast he said Hollywood was controlled by gays and their supporters advancing a "homosexual agenda".

"A whole generation of Americans has been solicited...by American popular culture which is Hollywood and the media, Hollywood taking the most advanced step in this."

What is not mentioned in the story is that the Monsignor officiated at the wedding of his girl friend and her husband 20 years ago. It also fails to mention that he was paying her 100 grand a year. Apparently she was a really good private secretary. And where did he get the money to pay his "secretary" 100 grand a year? Why... from the people that show up for services. They pass the collection plate around. People put their money in the plate thinking it's going to be used for good causes, when in fact the money is used for things such as paying off lawsuits, and paying a secretary who's getting boinked by the Monsignor.

Apparently the Catholic church is heavily pushing this story in the mainstream media as evidence that not ALL priests are gay. They've actually got a few heteros too.

It's interesting that the Monsignor thinks that gays are destroying Catholic family life - as opposed to himself fucking his married secretary....

What a bunch of tools... LOL