Conservative bluggers..

Terrific round-up of the top 10 conservative bloggers here:

Short samples..

Glenn Reynolds - Never met a Democrat he couldn't casually accuse of treason.

Michelle Malkin - If she didn't have tits, she'd be stuck writing at Townhall.com.

"Hindrocket." - Talk about being manly in that protests-too-much way.

Little Green Footballs - Site gives off a strong scent of roast pork.

Captain's Quarters - I am told that this style of writing is common among very delusional people.

Volokh Conspiracy - he's described himself as a "law and order conservative" (code for putting blacks in jail) and praised torturing prisoners before executing them.

Hugh Hewitt - Death to Muslims! Death to Muslims! Death to Muslims!

Dean Esmay - is popular among right-wingers as one of those centrists who just happen to hate liberals and Democrats.

Jeff Jarvis - poses as another neutral observer who just happens to hate liberals and Democrats.

Josh Trevino - Darfur is an especially favorite topic, because it both shows Islam in a bad light and has the advantage of not having to actually do anything.

** update **

Really amusing quotes and taunts of conservative bloggers here:

Ultimate Wingnut Challenge: The Blog Stars

3. Hindrocket from Powerline (now with 500% of the RDA of kerning) brings us a story about an army sergeant who got a Cub Scout pack in the U.S. to collect donated shoes, which were then given to an orphanage in Djibouti.

I like this story for what it says about the Scouts; suffice it to say that there aren't any African orphans who are wearing shoes, for the first time in their lives, courtesy of the well-funded, prestigious groups that have done their best to destroy the Boy Scouts.

So, the next time your civil rights are being violated, don't call the ACLU, call the Cub Scouts -- they'll get Birkenstock to give you some shoes.

But HIndrocket isn't done. No, he has a little lecture for us about how African kids aren't stupid just because they didn't have the good sense to be born here (and YOU said they must be idiots because they chose to be orphans!):

These kids aren't stupid, and they aren't hopeless. They share the natural optimism of youth with every other kid born anywhere else in the world. Their optimism and ambition aren't misplaced, but they require a few basic preconditions to be realistic--a normal government, and a normal free-market economy. Given those fundamental realities, and with an occasional helping hand from the Cub Scouts and others who wish them well, there is no reason why these girls' hopes should be futile.

So, I guess the plan is for the Cub Scouts to overthrow the Djibouti goverment and institute a free-market economy there.