Thursday, June 09, 2005

Quote of the day II

Jesus, Jesus, sweetest name I know.

A fiery pit of hades awaits the non believers. Pray for your soul or go to hell. Sucketh it will.

Broodwich

For that and other hillarious posts about religion, visit drudge here:

via wildsex:

** update **

it won't be so funny when you are on the fourth ring of hell giving a suck job to the barbed penis of the demon Skolomondus for eternity.

Ummm.. .what does demon Skolomondus look like?

** update 2 **

It's simple.

Accept Jesus Christ into your heart as your own personal savior, or be tortured in everlasting agony for all eternity.

Jesus is love!
This thread is like crack.. not that I know what crack is like.. it's just a saying.. and I can't stop reading it..

1 comment:

John in Atlanta said...

To be more specific the site is the Drudge Retort. It's supposed to be a slam to Matty boy. It's always a good read but that religion thread had me laughing out loud in the office.