MY MONKEYS

Listen up people, and spread it far and wide.. I do hardly ANYTHING original on my blog. I just rant about topics everyone else is talking about, and post songs now and again..

So the monkey thing belongs to ME! Got that bitches?

Don't make me whip out out my 'leet h@ckzor skillz and bust up yer shit.. You know who you are..

** update **

Okay.. the monkey thing isn't entirely original either.. Atrios started friday cat blogging, but I made it much cooler with monkeys.

** update 2 **

I don't even want to scroll down on my own fuggin blog.. the last monkey picture I posted is horrible.. The monkey thing is supposed to be a break from the depressing shit that goes on day after day in this world, and documentated here. I had stuck "monkey" into google images to find something new for the post, and I pulled up the web site with tons of documentation on research animal abuse, and I couldn't not post it..

It never ceases to amaze me how depraved some people can be.. and it never ceases to amaze me how people can get so bent over the stupidest shit.

The next time you're stuck in traffic, or you get a flat tire, or you're short of money to pay your bills, try and visualize that monkey. Every single one of us is lucky as hell..

** update 3 **

Okay.. I do scroll down to look at the picture of the Spirit of Justice with the jumper cable attached to her tit.. I laugh every time I see it.