Gonzales = perv

Remember how Attorney General Asscroft directed that the Spirit of Justice cover up her boobies?

Well, new Attorney General Gonzales directed she get naked again. I'm liking him more already..

via Jesus' General:

Also, and update on the Yellow Elephant mission to get young Republican's to enlist in the military. The Washington Bureau has joined the action going to the national young republican convention and asking them why they aren't in the military. Here's some quotes...

"Frankly, I want to be a politician. I'd like to survive to see that," said Vivian Lee, 17, a war supporter visiting the convention from Los Angeles,

Lee said she supports the war but would volunteer only if the United States faced a dire troop shortage or "if there's another Sept. 11."

"As long as there's a steady stream of volunteers, I don't see why I necessarily should volunteer," said Lee, who has a cousin deployed in the Middle East.

"If there was a need presented, I would go," said Chris Cusmano, a 21-year-old member of the College Republicans organization from Rocky Point, N.Y. But he said he hasn't really considered volunteering.

Others said they could contribute on the home front.

"I physically probably couldn't do a whole lot" in Iraq, said Tiffanee Hokel, 18, of Webster City, Iowa, who called the war a moral imperative. She knows people posted in Iraq, but she didn't flinch when asked why she wouldn't go.

"I think I could do more here," Hokel said, adding that she's focusing on political action that supports the war and the troops.

"We don't have to be there physically to fight it," she said.

"I'm in college right now, but who knows?" said Matthew Vail, a 25-year-old from Huntsville, Ala., who works with Students for Bush. He said he might consider enlisting after he finishes his degree at the University of North Carolina, but not until then.

"The bug may get me after college," he said.

I'd like to know why the military recruiters weren't there, explaining that there is a shortage of people enlisting, and there is a great need for them to sign up.

Here's a quote from our favorite freeper, Oxen, when I asked why he's not in the military.

If I was just getting out of high school right now I would be, but that's not the case. I've done things since then that exclude me from joining. I've looked into in, it can't happen.

The ONLY thing I can think of that would prevent a healthy 27 year old from enlisting is being convicted of a FELONY. Either that, or maybe he had some man on man action... but then he could just keep his mouth shut about that one and they'd take him anyway.


Has there ever been a bigger bunch of hypocritical assholes? Then they have the gall to applaud unka Karl when he calls liberals traitors.