Action Jesus

I know that's wrong in just about every way possible. So what...

You can buy your Action Jesus here:

Jesus Action Figure Apocalyse Accessories Pack

Accessory kit includes everything your Jesus Action Figure will need to mount a successful military campaign against His enemies and those of the One True God (TM). Includes helmet with an American flag sticker, a rifle, a sidearm, a grenade, and a knife. Six items in all. You will need to affix them to your action figure with the adhesive of your choice.

You have no idea how badly I want to buy that and put it on my desk at work...