Gah

You have got to be kidding me..

WASHINGTON (AFP) - US First Lady Laura Bush cracked risque jokes and ribbed her husband and his family at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner late Saturday.
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The first lady went on to quip that one night she went out to Chippendales, a male strip bar, with Vice President Dick Cheney's wife Lynne, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and top Bush aide Karen Hughes.

"I wouldn't even mention it, except (Supreme Court Justices) Ruth Ginsberg and Sandra Day O'Connor saw us there," she said. "I won't tell you what happened. But Lynn's secret service code name is now 'dollar bill.'"
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"I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year, when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse," she said.

It's so damn weird that when the poll numbers tank, they direct the first lady to make racy jokes to show they aren't the uptight religious freaks everyone thinks they are.

This is my favorite one though..

The president now often spends time at the ranch clearing brush and cutting trails. "George's answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a chainsaw. Which I think is why he and Cheney and (Defense Secretary Donald) Rumsfeld get along so well."

What really makes me crazy...

She outlined a typical evening: "Nine o'clock, Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep and I'm watching `Desperate Housewives'." Comedic pause. "With Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife."

Desperate Housewives is the creation of a gay man... Laura Bush shouldn't be allowed to watch it..